Blackadder:"A site so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel"

Donald Trump:"With ePXT I don’t need an apprentice anymore. You’re fired!"

Buzz Lightyear:"ePXT remembers everything TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!"

Sherlock Holmes:"ePXT is elementary my dear Watson"

Neil Armstrong:"That’s one small step for ePXT, one giant leap for mankind"

Clint Eastwood:"Make my day ePXT"

Shane Warne:"I can’t take the credit for ePXT, mum gave it to me"

Richie Benaud:"Marvellous"

Rowan Atkinson:"More useful than a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest"

Hugh Hefner:"I could never remember Brandy, Mandy and Candy’s birthdays, or what to give them. Thanks ePXT, and Viagra!"

Alfred E. Newman:"Remember birthdays? What, me worry?"

Robin:"Holy smoke, Batman. Look what’s on the bat-computer!"

Vincent Van Gogh:"Can I use it to send attachments?"

Descartes:"I think. Therefore I am using ePXT"

Meatloaf:"Remembering 2 out of 3 things ain’t bad. Is it?"

Noah:"To be honest remembering other people wasn’t necessary in my day"

George W Bush:"I get an email from ePXT every month to remind me who the bad guys are"

Jed Clampett:"Y’all listen up. This here new fandangled ePXT is the best thing since sliced grits"

Arnie:"I’ll be back."